
Bugsy skimmed a little too much off the top.
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Quick take on Michael Jackson: Guilty.
That's how I would write the headline anyway.
Not many people I know are convinced that he will be convicted. (Andy Rooney high-pitched whine) Why is that anyway?
Great example; pundit Catherine Crier (former judge, former prosecutor) told Sean
Hannity yesterday that she thought Jacko was guilty but wasn't so sure he would be convicted. If that's not hedging, then what is it? Of course, she's part of the same media class that would whore out in a second to get a one-on-one with Jackson. Look at Diane Sawyer. Her interviews with newsmakers are only possible because she will never ask the hardball question. Larry King, same thing.
Hannity is another pathetic example. He talks tough, then never gets to the
meat of what is on his mind, instead praising liberal politicians to their
faces, while vilifying them behind their backs. When there's an opportunity to
really grill somebody of the opposite persuasion, his producers serve up softballs by only allowing Alan Colmes to do the interview and vice-versa. Fox pretends to be fair and
balanced, but when it comes time to give some Republican hack grief they simply
back off.
Don't get me wrong, I could watch Fox News Channel all day, but that's just watching. Their live news coverage (outside of Iraq and Israel) is pathetic. Anchors like Jon Scott are merely readers who spew barely literate teleprompter copy while attempting to assert that what they are reading is somehow relevant. I hate (for example) when they pick up a live police pursuit from LA. No one can pronounce the Spanish names of many SoCal locals -- one time I heard Scott offer five different pronunciations of Los Feliz during the reportage of a meaningless car chase. You know they are waiting for gunfire or some other titillating video that can then be run ad
nauseum for the rest of the news cycle -- if not the rest of the week. But there's never any follow up. I wonder, what happened to that guy from Los Feliz. Is he out? Is he doing time? What's the deal?
FOX 11 in Los Angeles is even more pathetic. The worst offender on this insipid station is Tony
McEwing. A lot of mornings he won't read the local sports copy because he deems it too icky. WEIRDO ALERT !!!
How is it that the Los Angeles Times can daily fill eight-page section with news from the Southland, but FOX 11 can barely find local news (other than chases, accidents and murders). On the other hand, Channel 11 always seems to have time for video fresh from the "You
won't believe your eyes" file. You know: Air show accident in Lower Slobovia; "Dog Gives Birth to Kittens in Pakistan" "Michael Jackson Arrives in Court Wearing Pajamas."
Oh yeah, Michael Jackson. I said at the start of this rant he's guilty. How do I know? Why the hell else would he wear pajamas to court?
There will be more. I just can't remember them all right now. Ciao